A Funny Smoothie Story

A couple days ago I made a smoothie that had a flavor reminiscent of stomach acid. I decided that the puke-y flavor was because I accidentally poured half the bag of frozen pineapple in the blender. I made a couple of my work friends try it, we all laughed and moved on. 

Fast forward to this morning, the next time I made a smoothie. This time, I made sure to use an appropriate amount of pineapple. I went to the store last night so I was excited to use all my new purchases. I make the smoothie and take a sip. IT TASTES LIKE PUKE AGAIN. At this point, I’m like “How the fuck does this keep happening?” It definitely wasn’t the pineapple this time.

I’m racking my brain to figure out what it could be. The frozen fruit definitely wouldn’t have gone sour. The kale I bought last night was fine. Then it hits me – it’s the coconut milk. I look at the carton and it’s not expired but you have to use within 7-10 days of opening it. Mine had been on there for more than double that time. -__-

Use this as a reminder to pay attention to what you’re putting in your body. 

Here’s the smoothie:

Took two sips then poured it down the drain 😦

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